Superbowl 46 is finally here!

Just in time for the Superbowl, here are a few funny pictures and a few Superbowl jokes:

Superbowl Wardrobe Malfuncion:

 This guy loves the Super Bowl a little too much:

Biggest Superbowl Fro:

Superbowl Jokes:

Commitment: A young man was very excited because he just won a ticket to the Super Bowl. His excitement lessened as he realized his seat was in the back of the stadium. As he searched the rows ahead of him for a better seat, he found an empty one right next to the field.
He approached the man sitting next to the empty seat and asked if it was taken.
The man replied, "No."

Amazed the young man asked, "How could someone pass up a seat like this?"
The older gentleman responded, "That's my wife's seat. We've been to every Super Bowl together since the day we were married but she has passed away."
"Oh, how sad," the man said. "I'm sorry to hear that, but couldn't you find a friend or relative to come with you?"

"No," the man said, "They're all at the funeral."

Dogbowl: Guy's in a bar watching a Bear/Packer game a few years ago. The owner's small dog is allowed to run around on the bar.
Each time the Packers score the dog yips and yaps with glee. When the game ends with GB winning, the dog goes absolutely crazy, dancing on the bar, complete with several back flips.
Guy looks at the owner and says, "Wow, he's a real Packer fan. What would he have done if the Bears won?"
Bartender replies, "Don't know, he's only seven years old."

Bear Fans Only: A Bears fan was driving when he spotted a Colts fan walking along the road. For fun, he swerved near him, veering away just in time.
Though he was certain he had missed the guy, he heard a loud THUD.
The Bears fan glanced in his mirrors but didn't see anything. "What was that?" he asked friend in the back seat. "I thought I missed that Colts fan."

"You did" replied his friend, "But I got him with the door."

It will be sad to see another colt put down as Barbaro's passing still lies heavily on our hearts.

SUPER BOWL PREDICTION...get your bookie on the phone:

With no bias involved and with incredible deductive reasoning and a love of reading almanacs, I am more than qualified and completely confident in my decisions, outcomes and predictions.  So this is how I came up with the prediction:

• The Winter weather will put a damper on the Texas Colts ability to handle the football.
• The Bears quarterback, Vince McMahon is a wrestling expert who can easily overpower the Colts defensive line.
• Tony Dungy is a funny name.
• The Colts uniforms look dumb. They slapped the Omega symbol on their helmets upside down.
• The Bears have scored more home runs than the Colts all year
• The Colts are only there to start some trouble, whereas the Bears are only here to do the Superbowl Shuffle. 

So there you have it, my rough overview of why the Chicago Bears will beat the Colts in the Superbowl in extra innings..28 to 3 in favor of ‘Da Bears