Some new and funny test answers from college and high school students.  Always give me a chuckle.

I don't need to give you much explanation of these photos.  It is amazing how much has changed over the past 100 years of advertising.  Below are some old ads that will shock you for sure!

And some day monkeys may fly out of my butt...

 
Oh yeah, girls really dig that stuff.  You should try this after eating some cabbage rolls and crab.


Of course!  Doctors are so stressed out about you having to wait 3 hours in a waiting room to see him for 2 minutes and then to charge you for 500 dollars.  Smoke up Doctor Rip-Off!

 
Ahh...Shouldn't we all?  I miss Olestra.

Finally, easy to swallow tapeworms!  It is about time!

Already feeling pressure from world markets because the latest in lead paint scandals surrounding toys and other items, China has been dealt another blow by the National Lead Organization of Uniontown's finding of paint particles in a new shipment of lead bullion.

Local representative, Frank Machesky states that over 43 lead bars contained 98 ounces of paint particles, more than twice the recommended amount established by the National Lead Organization in 1972.

"We feel that China is being irresponsible when shipping lead bullion  (which is used for everything from soap bars, exercise wrist/arm weights, chewing gum boxes and kryptonite) with over twice the recommended amount of paint ."

China's chief safety watchdog of paint, Li Changwang said that Chinese factories were in the clear over the alleged discovery of the "paint" chemical in clothing sold in New Zealand, as he sought to reassure the world over the 'Lead Dipped and Made-in-China' label. 

He also claims that these accusations are politically motivated.

-Link Stink Press