OMG, did you ever wonder why some dogs bite their owners?  Here is a great compilaton of halloween dog costumes.  Take note of how every dog in the photo looks totally thrilled to be in costume.

Now for some really dumb one-liners comedians have used last century:

• My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned, I couldn't concentrate.
• Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.
• After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it. Mainly because it was a so-so job.
• Next I tried working in a muffler factory but that was exhausting.
• I wanted to be a barber, but I just couldn't cut it.

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