Just in time for the Superbowl, here are a few funny pictures and a few Superbowl jokes:

Superbowl Wardrobe Malfuncion:

 This guy loves the Super Bowl a little too much:

Biggest Superbowl Fro:

Superbowl Jokes:

Commitment: A young man was very excited because he just won a ticket to the Super Bowl. His excitement lessened as he realized his seat was in the back of the stadium. As he searched the rows ahead of him for a better seat, he found an empty one right next to the field.
He approached the man sitting next to the empty seat and asked if it was taken.
The man replied, "No."

Amazed the young man asked, "How could someone pass up a seat like this?"
The older gentleman responded, "That's my wife's seat. We've been to every Super Bowl together since the day we were married but she has passed away."
"Oh, how sad," the man said. "I'm sorry to hear that, but couldn't you find a friend or relative to come with you?"

"No," the man said, "They're all at the funeral."

Dogbowl: Guy's in a bar watching a Bear/Packer game a few years ago. The owner's small dog is allowed to run around on the bar.
Each time the Packers score the dog yips and yaps with glee. When the game ends with GB winning, the dog goes absolutely crazy, dancing on the bar, complete with several back flips.
Guy looks at the owner and says, "Wow, he's a real Packer fan. What would he have done if the Bears won?"
Bartender replies, "Don't know, he's only seven years old."

Bear Fans Only: A Bears fan was driving when he spotted a Colts fan walking along the road. For fun, he swerved near him, veering away just in time.
Though he was certain he had missed the guy, he heard a loud THUD.
The Bears fan glanced in his mirrors but didn't see anything. "What was that?" he asked friend in the back seat. "I thought I missed that Colts fan."

"You did" replied his friend, "But I got him with the door."

It will be sad to see another colt put down as Barbaro's passing still lies heavily on our hearts.

SUPER BOWL PREDICTION...get your bookie on the phone:

With no bias involved and with incredible deductive reasoning and a love of reading almanacs, I am more than qualified and completely confident in my decisions, outcomes and predictions.  So this is how I came up with the prediction:

• The Winter weather will put a damper on the Texas Colts ability to handle the football.
• The Bears quarterback, Vince McMahon is a wrestling expert who can easily overpower the Colts defensive line.
• Tony Dungy is a funny name.
• The Colts uniforms look dumb. They slapped the Omega symbol on their helmets upside down.
• The Bears have scored more home runs than the Colts all year
• The Colts are only there to start some trouble, whereas the Bears are only here to do the Superbowl Shuffle. 

So there you have it, my rough overview of why the Chicago Bears will beat the Colts in the Superbowl in extra innings..28 to 3 in favor of ‘Da Bears

In an effort to cut costs and increase production of traditional Native American beaded jewelry, the High Council of Native American Tribesmen has decided to call upon India to help take up the slack. Best known for augmenting many technology companies IT needs, India thought it would accept the challenge of manufacturing "the other kind of Indian" products.

Navajo Nation CEO, Chief Yellowhorse Roadsign, said in an interview this past week, "It only makes sense to out source our traditional bead making. We are so busy with casinos these days that we have neglected to keep up with the increased demand of our own beaded jewelry." Chief Yellowhorse has been in talks with IOC Technology of Hyderabad India, a firm traditionally known for Microsoft ASP.Net web programming for the past month.

IOC spokesman Vidya Schaefermiller said "We welcome this opportunity to shift gears from technology and help our Indian friends with bead making. I'm actually questioning the quality of my technical people anyways..."

Both Roadsign and Schaefermiller agree that this is a win-win situation for "Both Indians." When asked if he felt guilty for shipping jobs overseas or disrupting traditional Native American art, Roadsign said, "Not in the least...besides, the white man can't tell the difference between Indians, Arabs, Hispanics or Native Americans!"